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Yes, quicker than you can say "Reithian tradition of journalism in the public service," the gold standard of international news weighs in with

10 songs that won't upset the Germans
England fans are being urged not to sing offensive songs at the World Cup, but instead to consider jovial chants in German and display a more peaceful demeanour. The Magazine suggests a few songs that could be construed as more positive.

Plenty more of the usual footie fare, too. And -- what do you know? -- some news too:

Questions over London terror raid

Given a slightly sharper point across town:

Yard told MI5 of terror tip doubt

Amazing how many thought balloons The Meedja seem capable of floating at the same time when given a chance, innit?