Clear days on the lede front

"We really need to find a way to put Venn diagrams in the paper to help the reader with ledes like this," Strayhorn writes from the homeland:

A 23-year-old woman ticketed by police after a friend was talking on a cell phone outside her home following a barbecue has landed in jail for violating the city's noise ordinance.

Yep. Venn diagrams might help. On the other hand, cattle prods would be a lot more direct.