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This one's probably not a record for strange modification in British heds, but it ought to win some sort of medal anyway. You can imagine why it's the most e-mailed story on the Beeb at this writing:

A drink-driver who killed a father and son in a motorway crash was performing a sex act on himself minutes before the collision, a court heard.

The judge's restraint is noteworthy:

Judge Andrew Blake told him: "At the least it must have been a symptom you were not giving your full attention to driving."