Got me so blind I can't see

If you liked the noun pile on the homepage, you'll love the story itself:

A woman has gone on trial in France for allegedly operating a scam in which thousands of Chileans paid millions of euros to produce a supposedly "magic cheese" for the cosmetics industry.

... Buyers were lured with the promise of huge returns when their "cheese" was sold on for use in beauty products.

The €14.5m (£10.6m; $16.14m) scam is one of the largest in Chilean history.

More about the "Madoff of magic cheese" here.